Total Pizzalation!!!!!

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” ~ Yogi Berra












The Event:

Date:  7/29/2012
Time:  3:00 PM
Location: Kirpaul’s Funplex
Food: Pizza
Time: As long as it takes you to consume 1 Large pizza
Cost:  $20 ($3 for spectating adults, we will have food for them as well) Kids eat Free!!!
Prize: Winner gets:

  1. the coveted golden dog tag
  2. name on the official UEF perpetual pride plaque (UEF:PPP) … one day when we get around to buying it
  3. feeling of accomplishment
  4. bragging rights to hold over all the runner up saps

Runner ups:  a depressing black loser dog tag to remember your shame. (except for last place… you get the pink dog tag because you were the worst)

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