“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” ~ Yogi Berra The Event: Date: 7/29/2012 Time: 3:00 PM Location: Kirpaul’s Funplex Food: Pizza Time: As long as it takes you to consume 1 Large pizza Cost: $20 ($3 for spectating […]

Zombie Brain Eating Competition
Lets face it, the zombie apocalypse is going to happen. Although you might think you are going to be the lone survivor toting a shotgun and running through a mall while spraying brain matter against the closest Starbucks window. The percentages are against you, so you might as well just give up and be the […]

The Graveyard Burger
The Graveyard Burger consists of: 8 oz. of SLAW 1 lb. Burger 2 Fried Eggs + BBQ Sauce 4 pcs of Cheese 8 oz. of Mac Cheese 8 oz. of Beef Brisket Onion Tanglers Jalepeno Bottle Caps The Event: Date: 10/19/2011 Time: 5:30 PM Location: Wagon Train […]

Wolff’s Beefsteak Exhibition – Sold Out
The Event: Date: 10/15/2011 Time: 4:00 PM Location: Wolff’s Biergarten Food: All you can Eat Filet Mignon … fools Drink: All you can drink beer!!!!! Cost: $45 Where can i purchase tickets: SOLD OUT!!!!!! Once you have purchased tickets, let us know your coming …. SOLD OUT!!!!!!! The task is simple. The food is proclaimed. The pride is […]

Saltine Cracker Challenge
Can you eat 6 saltines in 60 seconds? Sounds easy doesn’t it …. if your up for it, you can earn yourself the coveted feat of strength dogtag.

The Ugly Rooster Cafe – Colossal Pancake Challenge
CHALLENGE: Eat 2 twelve inch pancakes with your choice of fruit filling along with butter, whip cream, and syrup in 20 minutes or less LOCATION: The Ugly Rooster Cafe 159 Mechanicville, NY 518-664-2769 DATE: 10/15/2011 10:00AM COST: $15.00 to eat Optional: $5 donation for a UEF dogtag for the event Prize: Winners get: a coveted […]

Ice Creamtastrophe
The UEF is switching it up with this new trial of wills. This competition combines two of the main pillars of competitive eating: Speed and Heart. Can the heat of your mouth break down frozen cream faster than your compeitiors? Can you eat through the razor sharp pain of brain freeze long enough to win the gold? Come to […]

Oktobeerfest
Who doesn’t like a good drink? Nothing quite like downing a nice cold mug of beer. This would be a nice traditional get-together but for two things… 1) October is the month of change. Instead of drinking from cups we drink from shit you can wear on your feet. A GLASS BOOT FOOL! Wrap your mouth around something you […]

Burgergeddon
Your next mission is a battle of ground cow. The goal is to cram, shove, and push more large amounts of hamburgers into your stomach. Date: 8/21/2011 Time: 12:00 PM Location: Under the Feasting Tree Food: Wendys Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe Time: 30 Minutes Results: The results are in, and this one was a battle of wits that came down to […]