Archive by Author

Wiener Wars

INT. FEASTING TREES OMINOUS SHADED GRASS – MID-DAY A crowded suburban backyard. Clean but cheerless. JOHN sits at the end of a row of plastic chairs. His head is bent over, and he stares intently at the ground. The camera pans in showing what looks to be the length of a gleaming pink tube. The […]

Leave a comment Continue Reading →

Pizza

Ingredients We made all the pizzas from scratch and suggest you do the same.   Instructions

Leave a comment Continue Reading →

The Insanity Bun

Ingredients Large Bun (Bread bowl sized) Bacon Hot Dogs Pepperoni Onion Chili Fresh Jalepenos Cheddar Cheese American Cheese We won’t list quantity of ingredients because you should eyeball it based on what you think you can fit into your bun, and the number of people eating.   Instructions

Leave a comment Continue Reading →

Burritopocalypse

We had some burritos Date: 7/23/2011 Time: 12:00 PM Location: Under the Feasting Tree Food: Taco Bell 5-layer Burritos Time: 45 Minutes Results:  John and Paul had been tied at the 30 minute mark, but after that Paul never unwrapped another burrito which allowed John to take the lead in the last 15 minutes by only eating .5 more of […]

Leave a comment Continue Reading →